Kitchen Fashionistas Pillows

Clyde in his 'egg-beater.'

"Thanks to the Oscars, we're going to be the hottest finger food this season."

"Just bring me something that's going to look good on social media."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

"Beanirrito"

Baker Romance

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

The dress uniform of the Catering Corps

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Heloise's Helpful Hints for Homebound

'Hot' and 'dog' t-shirts.

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

Thank you for the wedding present.

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

"Yes...it may not be the Ritz, Rupert old chum but it's all good home cooked fare!"

Fried Egg

Pizza Shard

'Sir, this chicken is improperly dressed!'

'And best of all, he really enjoys it.'

Whistling Kettle

'How much just to feel sorry for it?'

'I see there are more 'pins' on the family homepage,'

'Oh, it's lovely, dear! Everything is so conveniently arranged to save you time in the morning!'

"It's nothing new. We've always offered a complimentary beard wash following an order of ribs."

Bob's BBQ Aprons: The Spring Collection

I'm thinking of something in a Cheddar.

'Is it okay to drink red wine in brown shoes?'

"It may very well be America's favorite comfort food, but nobody is gonna buy a grilled cheese poncho."

Pork Pie Hat

A seafood restaurants has live fish swimming around its kitchen.