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"I can't remember if they turned me off or not"

Baker Romance

"Can I borrow the car keys?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

"Compliments to the chef! Pass it on."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

"That’s a toaster. It’s a tanning bed for bread."

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

'I'll give you a bite of my calamari for one of your stuffed shrimp.'

Wedding Chefs

'Meat cooked, but carrots still hard.' Hand in pot

"There must be a place we can wait on line for an hour before eating."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"It'll never be ready in time."

Linda discovers she had just baked the wrong ziti

"This new dough-maker attachment is going to pay for itself in no time.'

"All new appliances, brand new subway tile backsplash and a unique kitchen island; notice those coconuts!"

'There was sizzle but no steak.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'Don't fill up on milk and cookies.'

'Jingling your change won't get us a better table.'

"Be right with you - just need to call for a tow truck and change today's 'Catch of the Day' to venison."

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

'At these prices can't you afford a kitchen?' Burner at the table

Thank you for the wedding present.

"All right, we straighten this out immediately! René threw the bouillabaisse at Jacques, no? The Jam-bon en croûte was thrown by Jacques at René, correct? The truite en gelée and the fraises des bois were thrown by François at Henri, and Henri threw the mousse au chocolat at François, and . . ."

"It all comes down to the aging and fermentation process."

Jar Wars: 'Use the forks Luke... Use the forks!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'No more beans this week, I think, Matilda.'

Whipping Cream

Kitchen - Sign reads 'Out of Hors D'Oeuvres.'

Le Gourmet Bistro. Paging Mister Zah, paging Mister Zah. Do we have a Pete Zah here?