Culinary Aroma Lover Gifts

Man with big nose smelling various things.

"Together ideas for couples" "Slap a sandwich together" "Put two and two together" "Pull themselves together" "Rub two sticks together" "Try to hold it together" "String a phrase together"

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

"Christmas drinks 'n' nibbles system"

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

Man with 'Real Ale' written on t-shirt, woman with 'Real Pine' written on rolling pin

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Health and Safety Gone Mad.

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

'You're lucky there, Sir. That's the last one in the world.'

'Don't let him pick the wine. He thinks Dom Perignon was someone who got knocked off on the Sopranos.'

Baker Romance

"It was wonderful, Henri. Arnold had died and gone to heaven."

"Ooooooh, just what I wanted!"

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'I was in the catering corps.'

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

The Perfect Foil

Feast

"What's happened to Quiche?"

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

"Room for dessert, folks?"

"I'm unable to process this image."

"Then again, an honest profile picture would not have got me a wonderful 'Duck Confit with a Chocolat Creme Brulee.'"

"I’ll have something for you as soon as Table Seven sees the entrée prices."

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

Cookery Lesson.

"Next time make up your mind and just pick one!"

Doctor uses thermometer to check chicken.

'Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!' 'That's not soup! It's gumbo.'

The perfect man