The Sweet Aroma Aficionado Gifts

'No thanks - just wanted to stop and smell them.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Any time is cake o'clock

I was holding out okay, until he made it into crumb cake.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

"You say your crème needs more Brulée?"

"Chomp... Chomp... Curry Tree..."

"Uh-oh. My inner GPS is recalculating."

His Her Cakes

Our visit to the flan factory.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"Sis, my teacher said to list the four food groups. . . but I can only think of three. Cookies, candy and ice cream!"

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

"Bob takes everything with a grain of salt...and pepper...and garlic..."

Chocolate Shop

"These things are delicious. Hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and chewy on the inside!"

Men's fragrances...

Milk Bar - "Don't you think you've had enough?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

And then in Italy. . . "But I really don't like bubblegum gelato."

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

I don't know what happened to the poor guy, but he's visibly shaken.

"Pistachio almond—that's the buyout."

All-Candy Seder.

'What kind of filling would you like?'

Aromatherapy for Men

'...that 12th piece of fudge I ate must have been bad.'

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.