Foodie Fragrance Fan Gifts

Suntan Lotion - Three Exciting Fragrances: Barbecue, Smokey Bacon and Sunday Roasts.

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"I want something that will make Richard Burton sit up and take notice."

'It's the chef's special. His wife just had a baby.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'Needs salt!'

'Now that's what I call a kebab... a skewer with whole pies!'

Harsh Mellows.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

'He doesn't ask for a menu... he asks for an estimate!'

Kitchen Kapers

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

Ice Cream Dreams.

"I hope you won't repent afterwards, Vicar, It's a devilishly hot vindaloo!"

Benihana style of cooking.

"Yes, we have blue cheese. Do you want it in electric, sky or navy blue?"

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

Important Food Groups

'Have you no common scents?!'

"You got maybe one that smells like cheese blintzes frying?"

The Streets - Night

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

"I'll have the barbecued half-pounder, with all the ramifications."

"But everyone else gets to market their own personal scent!"

Burnt or Raw?

"Spoiler alert! If you read the specials, you'll find out the Chef's Surprise!"

Men's fragrances...

"Hmm...I LOVE chocolate chip ice cream...!"

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

'You want to eat out tonight? -- What if we get addicted to good food?'

"We add an eighteen percent gratuity for parties of six or more."

Some scents are nonsense.

"I detect a subtle bouquet of money."