Artful Aroma Aficionado T-Shirts

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Men's fragrances...

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

"Great Perfume!"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Your husband will love this cologne. It has that new car smell.

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'