Artful Aroma Aficionado Pillows

The Cona Lisa

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

Men's fragrances...

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

'Does this perfume have an antidote?'

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Aromatherapy for Men

The day wasps discovered there's something about an Aqua Velva Man.

An Excellent Nose for Wine.

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'You see?! These cones may keep us from licking ourselves, but they really enhance our sense of smell.'

"It's our latest celebrity scent, it's called Elon Musk. It smells like money!"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

'Got anything with a little less musk?'

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

Overpowering perfume

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

"Of course it's not a mirage - mirages don't wear Chanel No 5."

"Great Perfume!"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"Actually - he's rather your 'Me, Jane ' sort of boy!"

'You smell as if you're nearly ready.'

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'