Literary Aroma Lover Pillows

"Mmm, smell this one."

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'Peter the Flying Hippo is my favorite storybook character without any merchandising tie-ins.'

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

"Meet The Author"

Accelerated reading. Slowpoke reading,

First Novels.

'I didn't dedicate my book, A Lifetime of Wine Tasting, to my 3 ex-wives and nine kids, because they made it possible. I did it because they made it necessary.'

The Dorrie Decimal System

'He likes to power nap.'

"Now I really hate poetry."

Blue Stockings

Jean-Paul Sartre

"No writers were harmed or mistreated in the preparation of this story."

Voltaire

"My novel is not a doorstop!"

"They've remained remarkably faithful to the text."

Distractions Of The Great

John Bunyan

"It turns out everyone here is self-published."

Not to be a motion picture. Will remain just a book.

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Hey, it's not all fire and brimstone anymore—one of our nine circles is even smoke-free."

'Charlotte's Website' ('The children's book classic rewritten for the electronic era!')

"I'm in a catch-23 situation."

Don Quixote

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

Trilby - 'Je prong!'

"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."