New Book Scent Enthusiast Pillows

"Mmm, smell this one."

Men find this shampoo irresistible. It's called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells Like A New Car'.

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

Woman pouring perfume into her bath.

'You do realise that's pot pourii?'

"I'm not saying your after shave smells bad, but.. maybe you should use one mosquitoes don't like so much!"

Some scents are nonsense.

Bottom line, is that the sweet smell of success or your aftershave?

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

Aromatherapy for Men

"A horse by any other mane would small as sweat."

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

''Spiced mill cider and home made apple pie.' Am I supposed to freshen the room with this or have it for dessert?'

'Would Sir & Madam per chance care to peruse the scratch & sniff dessert menu?'

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

'He's not getting lucky tonight. He smells too good.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"By the way, thanks for the cologne!"

'Nothing to give him an excuse to say I smell like a cemetery'

Overpowering perfume

'Maybe the stuff stinks.'

"Great Perfume!"

"What pheromone are you using?"

"Why waste money on perfume when his favorite scent is stuffed pork chops?"

"I don't want them to smell fear, so I'm going to roll in something before the interview."

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

"Either you're emitting the scent of power, or your phone battery is about to explode."

'Oh Darling, I just love the smell of your new aftershave...'

'Do you like my new fragrance - It's called 'Surrender'.'

"Mm, you smell terrif- ... no, wait. That's me."