Scent Enthusiast Pillows

Overpowering perfume

Colognes for Men

Aromatherapy for Men

'He'll love this cologne. It has the scent of an undervalued stock.'

"No, gentlemen...that's not the sweet smell of success. That's the sweet smell of Frank's aftershave."

'Ahhh...It almost smells like our bathroom air freshener.'

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

"I've forgotten her, but I can't forget the scent of her Himalayan Pink Salt & Water Lily antibacterial hand sanitizer."

'This new perfume is called 'Surrender'.'

Wine tasters nose and wine glass become one and the same

"This should get his attention. It's called, 'Squirrel.'"

"Sometimes, you have to stop and smell the roses, as well as the other flowers, and the bushes, and the trees, and the sidewalk, and the fire hydrant, and the trash on the side of the road..."

'Do you sell cologne in bulk?'

'Apricot Quince? Baked Apple? Wild Huckleberry? If they had these soaps when I was a kid I wouldn't have minded having my mouth washed out.'

"Denial, by Beverley."

"Am I going crazy or does this table smell like mozzarella cheese?!?"

"...And our 'Holiday Scented' candle smells just like credit cards."

"He'll definitely notice this one madam, especially if you leave the receipt where he can find it."

"Great Perfume!"

"The irony is that before he fell on hard-times, he was a big success in the aromatherapy business!"

'He'll love this one. It has the scent of a baseball glove.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'

'Do you have one called Dad?'

'Do you have anything geared for a speedy proposal?'

'It's irresistible to women. . . It smells of money.'

'I love your aftershave, what's it called?.' 'Wallet.'

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

"Is it just me or is there something wrong about an air freshener called, 'Fresh Air'?"

'He was letting the wine breathe. But it got a whiff of his cologne and suddenly died.'

'I don't smell any drugs, just Old Spice, geezer aftershave.'

Air Freshener shaped like a leaf falls victim to Autumn.

'When this is over with, I'm going to need a LOT of aromatherapy!'

"You're wearing that aftershave Mother gave you,aren't you!"

'New scratch n' sniff menu for the literacy challenged.'

'This is a very powerful perfume -- there's a ten-day waiting period.'