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'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

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"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Enjoy?...How?'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

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For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

"I'd like the spaghetti surprise."