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'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Chocolate? I can't be allergic to chocolate! I'm a kid, can't you say I'm allergic to spinach or broccoli?"

"Yes I know, and you dropped sauce on your shirt."

'Another neat trick is to cut regular spaghetti into little pieces, and next thing you know you've got yourself a bowl of spaghetti-i-s.'

"There are no croutons. I use tater tots on my salad."

'Why is it taking so long to eat your soup?'

Somewhere in France - The Eliot sisters come face to face with escargots.

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"As you can see, my culinary creations are eclectic."

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Boy who has eaten oysters and grown fat

*Not suitable for those with an allergy to consciousness expansion

What can I get you? Coffee? Tea? Sandwich? The mackerel mocha sounds lovely. What's in it? The usual. Chocolate. Soy milk. Mackerel. Yes, but is the mackerel farm-raised or from the sea? Ocean. Atlantic? Pacific? Indian? Arctic? Antarctic? I'm not sure. Oh. Ok ... well what's the mackerel's mercury content? Negligible, I'm sure. Ok. Was it exposed to any chlorine? Or copper sulphate? Or malathion? Was it treated with kindness? Was it read stories and sung to before bedtime? Yes. Never mind, it s

'These are my dieting glasses. They magnify the food so I think I'm eating more than I really am.'

Diners sit in high chairs, wear bibs and eat baby food. Man says: 'I love this place, it's just so retro.'

"Stop playing with your food and eat your dinner!"

'Enjoy?...How?'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meal."

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'It's a chocolate patch!'

"You'll like this place. The food is eclectic without being schizophrenic."

'To help me stay on my diet, I've hired a portion control officer.'

"The good thing about eating a melon is that you wash your face at the same time!"

Since when do lentils do the backstroke? ??

'Could I have a look at your childrens menu? It's only my inner child that's hungry!'

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"The chef sends his compliments. He's really surprised that you actually ate it!"

'I don't eat red meat.' 'This is green.'

'Our cuisine has moved from the eclectic to the schizophrenic.'

Esp Pizza - You'll get it before you order it, or it's free!

For twenty years Harold had been a devoted vegetarian, but then one day...

'With a grin like that you can't be sticking to your diet'

Pizza Express Take-away