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'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Oh, but we could be so good together...!"

"I'd go with French Impressionist. It evokes the burnished golds of autumn leaves and the bittersweet regrets of lost love. It's also on special."

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Salvador Deli

Ordinarily I'd suggest we'd talk our way out...If only we weren't so God damn tasty!

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Spaghetto

'Will the gentleman prefer his mouse well-done, or will he be playing with it first?'

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

Comment on food.

'Frankly, the diet I'm putting you on will include things that you probably wouldn't consider 'food' as such.'

Soup on a stick

'Enjoy?...How?'

'One extra hot red chilli curry, $10. One super spicy vindaloo, $12.50. The look on your face when it comes out the other end... priceless.'

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

How to sell healthy food...

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

"Order's up -- One grass-fed free-range peanut butter and jelly dinosaur sandwich."

"I'll have the artist's lunch, if there is such."

"How about an apple split for a change?"

"I'll be the best side dish ever."

Giggling madly, the lemon seed drifted over to the straw and waited...

Bobby's new head-mounted airplane hangar and runway made dinnertime much more fun.

"If so many things taste like chicken, why did God make chickens?"

"They're veggie hot dogs but don't worry—they're made in a really gross way."