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"How about an apple split for a change?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Comment on food.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Children's Feast.

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'The stuff legends are made of'

Adam and Eve and Scott

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

Salvador Deli

"All I've got left is smoked."

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

Cheesemaker

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'You said we can grow our own food. So, where's the hot dog seeds.'

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'

The Diet Fairy is here to grant you three dishes. . . as long as they're under 350 calories each.

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."