Imaginative Foodie Prints

"How about an apple split for a change?"

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Comment on food.

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"This is our soft opening."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."

The candy house, if the tale of Hansel and Gretel would happen today.

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

'I wish I hadn't coloured in all that bread, now.'

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

The eye of newt - Is it gluten-free?

Waiter indicates cutlery for diner's tiny meal, saying: 'The one on the right is your mangnifying glass, sir.'

Ambitions...To Eat My Words: "Lobster, Fllet Steak, Peaches in Brandy."

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

"Genetic engineering has made us disease resistant."

'The stuff legends are made of'

'And stir to a smooth consistency.'

Salvador Deli

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'

'It counts as one of your five portions a day.'

"All I've got left is smoked."

Adam and Eve and Scott

I thought this year we'd do soup and salad.

I know you wanted a virgin but it's all I could find at this time on a Friday night.

'I'm afraid I'll have to get rid of you Simpkins. You're not good for business.'