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"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Needs salt!'

Rocking Witches.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"And now from downtown!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

The Wizard.

Magus

"I'm hexting."

Meditation Munchies

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

Shashlyk

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Spook cafe special meal.

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

"It never looks as good as the picture in the recipe book."