Sorcery Foodies Mugs

"The BBC went for the 'three thin hags' cookery programme idea."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

'Needs salt!'

Cheeze Wiz.

Rocking Witches.

Airport Security. Just pass the wand over them, Ernie. Keep your "abracadabras" to yourself.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Eye of newt. . . wing of bat. . . hair of dog!"

"And now from downtown!"

"Ulrich, that's bad science and you know it!"

'Hmm, wrong bottle. I guess THIS one must've been the Elixir of Death...'

"I'm hexting."

Magus

The Wizard.

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken

Wow. That WAS a lot faster.

Meditation Munchies

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Shashlyk

"Sure, we need more research in alchemy, necromancy, and sorcery, but where is the money going to come from?"

Makeup! Makeup! Makeup!

Spook cafe special meal.

The sorcerers' fancy dress party was turning out to be a lot of old 'warlocks'!

'And a piece of algae for Omega 3.'

"Don't eat there. They once served me spoiled children."