Spellcasting Chef Pillows

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'..and one for the pot.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

My Cauldron Rules

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Candle Size

spellchecker

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae