Spell Chefs Pillows

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'I sent out for everything.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Witch's Brew.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'..and one for the pot.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Wait. Let me have one more try."

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."

"Don't drink that, it's hand santizer."

"What's this Artificial newt's tail? Instant toad urine? No wonder your spells suck!"

Zen Voodoo

'I want my stir fry to be magical.'

"Oh, this is terrible! I love it!"

"Of course, black magic is more expensive than white magic. Do you think that the pigments are free?"

Witch's Brew

'We spent centuries refining our eyes of newt and bat wing potion, and now we're expected to give it away for free?'

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

MasterWitch

Lobster potion.

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

Brookstick Clamp

"Now that's what I call a deep dish pizza!"

Witch Parrot

"I make big batches and freeze it."

The impossible dream