Spellcasting Chef Gifts

'...and it has much less cholesterol than beef.'

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Hexercise.

'..and one for the pot.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Your're mum's well wicked."

My Cauldron Rules

Candle Size

spellchecker

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'