Culinary Spell Caster Gifts

Kiddies Menu for Witches

Toadstools

"This brew is quite hoppy - they must of added too much toad."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

The Witches Discover The Wok

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Marmaduke, have you been drooling on my cookbooks again?'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

I mean, do I set the oven at 400'? 450'? How long do I keep them in? Do I turn them halfway through cooking? Oh, if only children came with instructions.

"It's the Chef Surprise."

'Nobody does curses like Gordon Ramsay.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

"Have you seen the walk-in broom closet?"

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

'Of course it's lite. I wouldn't make it if it wasn't lite.'

"Cheer up! There's a magic ingredient that makes it easy to eat vegetables...CHEESE SAUCE!"

"In this issue, Madru casts a mindless zombie spell on his enemies."

My Cauldron Rules

"It's a little bland, because I microwaved it."