Spellcasting Gifts

I mainly focus on the grassier side of spell casting really.

Love Potion Sale

"Here we are."

Toadstools

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Devi's brew?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Broom! Broom!"

Hexercise.

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Candle Size

Wiccapedia.

My Cauldron Rules

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

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