Spellcasting Skeptic Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Devi's brew?"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"At least she's reading."

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

Wiccapedia.

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

Candle Size

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

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