Spellcasting Skeptic Gifts

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

"Here we are."

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Devi's brew?"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

Witch: 'I've mellowed. Instead of black, do you have a gray cat?'

"Gosh! Look what he's done to his Harry Potter books..."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Hexercise.

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

My Cauldron Rules

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Your're mum's well wicked."

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

spellchecker

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

Spells. I love Wiccanpedia!

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"