Foodie Spellcasters Prints

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

'Take of the fruit and eat . . . Well, peanuts actually.'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

The British Territory of the South Sandwich Islands.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'Lining my pockets with aluminum foil so I can sneak Thanksgiving leftovers home.'

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'Yes, I am impressed at how fast you got here, but where's my pizza?'

"I'm just the bus boy but I'll be ignoring you also."

"The prices they charge here, you'd expect them to have an oven not just a gas ring!"

"May I offer you a side of life insurance?"

F&E Diner. I'll bet you want the alphabet soup, right? Hey! Don't put words in my mouth!

Seafood: "Of course our food is fresh."

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

'Needs more kale.'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"Sorry Sir, but what exactly were you expecting to be served when you ordered the 'early bird special'."

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

NASA, 'I thought YOU were bringing a can opener!'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

Uncle Giving Boy a Mince Pie

"Obviously, sir, it's a very discerning, vegetarian fly."

'In case of fire, don't panic. Pay your bill then leave.'

"My lord, Sir Arthur is pleased to bid thee welcome to his food court."

People who steal food out of the fridge at work and then say...

'The escargots are underdone.'

Bagel problems.

"They're going to print a retraction - your desserts are not inconsistent."

"I didn't know you liked ranch so much."

"Sunday dinner just isn't the same without growth promoters"

'The Big Beg Theory'

...the onion rings