Bug Chef Gifts

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Praying Mantis.

'D'you have any salt?'

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

'The casserole didn't make it.'

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

At a pine beetle concert.

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."

Recipes.

'What luck!'

"The science of how bumblebees fly is still being sorted out. Thankfully, I can rely on my instinct..."

"Bloody houseflies...."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

"Can't believe it! My mum's bought tickets to the Flea Circus!"

Slipstream

Millipede motorist