Bug Chef Prints

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'What did one flea ask the other?' 'Shall we walk or take the dog?'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Wordplay: Gastropod.

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

'Hey, buddy, do you mind lending me a hand? I appear to be stuck in this thing.'

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

Bees v Wasps

"No son of mine is going into entomology."

Praying Mantis.

'D'you have any salt?'

"To be a bee, or not to be a bee, that is the question."

It's Not Easy Being Ant Boy!

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"Now calm down Ma'am. If you want to report a murder I'll patch you through to Detective Malone in homicide. This is Sergeant Flanagan....Insecticide!"

"Now, cover your second, fourth and seventh eyes and read the next line."

"It's alright for you, female worms are everywhere, but when was the last time you saw a Mummy-Long-Legs?"

'The casserole didn't make it.'

'I tell you what: Thank goodness for tomato sauce...'

'It may look that way... But actually, I'm an atheist

'Chef told me I had to have guard before I used the mixer!'

At a pine beetle concert.

'Oh my... It looks like you have only 24 hours left to live...'

"She introduces herself as Drosophila Melanogaster, but everyone knows she's just a common fruit fly."

"Slithering is okay but jumping is more fun."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

"Can't believe it! My mum's bought tickets to the Flea Circus!"

Millipede motorist

Slipstream

"The science of how bumblebees fly is still being sorted out. Thankfully, I can rely on my instinct..."

'What luck!'

"Bloody houseflies...."

"How am I supposed to cook? The internet is down."