Bug Gourmet Prints

"Ooh - that one was a bit gamey."

'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'We only serve original recipes - made out of the finest whole cloth.'

"...And would madam like the snail porridge?"

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"I'm eating my bugs grilled from now on."

Soup of the month.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

Tidy it up for the open house, and it wouldn't hurt to put out some freshly regurgitated worms. For sale.

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

"Gigot de sept heures."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

Boy baking a cake.

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Down on Her.

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

O'Malley's Pub. Special: Cloned Beef and Cabbage. Is nothing sacred anymore?

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

Four Star Meal

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

Chinese Novel Cookie

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."