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'I eat them myself, and I can assure you that beetles are even better than ants.'

'We only serve original recipes - made out of the finest whole cloth.'

"...And would madam like the snail porridge?"

"Guys, I'm cutting back on the seed. It's summer. Eat some bugs."

"I'm eating my bugs grilled from now on."

Soup of the month.

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

Hamish Harris. The boy bon vivant.

''Food miles' is a big issue, so I'm reducing the distance my food travels by moving my fridge into the living room.'

'We call it the 'Tomato Surprise' because the chef tinkered with the DNA a little.'

How lazy people decide what to eat

"Gigot de sept heures."

"No, it's still just a thirst for spaghettios."

'As far as we know, no one who has eaten our genetically-modified food has turned into a creature or anything.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

'I'd like the tongue, please.'

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Boy baking a cake.

Down on Her.

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

'I made a substitute in the recipe. Take-out.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Four Star Meal

"I eat the genetically modified flounder all the time and it's delicious."

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'Haven't you heard that hypernutrition in the first years can lead to obesity in later life.'

"What's not disgusting?"

Chinese Novel Cookie

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

"Their chef makes an AMAZING hot sauce."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'There! Now all we gotta decide is what we're gonna make!'

'Not only do you get out of cooking tonight, but you found a place with a lazy chef too.'