Tech Gourmet T-Shirts

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

Microwave confusion.

Pizza-Matic

Chinese Novel Cookie

Chicago School of Home Economics

Surgeon

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

Data Processing Center.

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

"Dinner's ready."

'Combination 3.0 dinner is also available in an upgraded version 3.1.'

"I modeled our coffee maker on thermodynamic power plants!"