Tech Gourmet Pillows

"We're looking for a hacker to break into our competitors computers and get their recipes."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

"I'm afraid it's not cheese, it's 'cheese-like'."

"Oh joy. Looks like the turkey is almost done..."

Sure, I'll take a sandwich

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

'This makes things very messy. He's claiming he programmed the lunchroom toaster to do muffins.'

Microwave confusion.

Gross! Get you external hard drive off the dinner table!

Pizza-Matic

Chinese Novel Cookie

'If that's the way he feels about chemistry, there's no harm done.'

Chicago School of Home Economics

"It needs a dash of gravel, I reckon."

'I can't make dinner right now - I'm installing new software.'

Surgeon

Storefront reading "Net 'n' Nosh (Formerly Books 'n' Java)"

'I forgot to bring my lunch - could I clone yours?'

"I'm texting my compliments to the chef!"

"The food was terrible, but my wife said it photographed well."

Picasso paints AND eats like a child!

"Your dinner is at www.Icouldntbearsed.com."

'Honey, I think you have an error message coming in from the kitchen.'

'Thanksgiving dinner will be ready some time in February.'

Data Processing Center.

Molecular Gastronomy Restaurant.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

Waiter, there's a wireless earbud phone in my soup.

"Dinner's ready."

"I modeled our coffee maker on thermodynamic power plants!"