Spell Creator Mugs

Witch in drugstore: They're endangered now, so I need a newt substitute.'

Toadstools

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

Newt sale

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"Wait a minute, is that toad I taste? I told you I've gone vegan, Cynthia!"

Witches of Instagram

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"At least she's reading."

Witch takes off on a runway surrounded by planes.

Witches at a cauldron.

Modern Witch Shoppe

'I really love this stuff, but I still have a lot of trouble with sushi.'

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Hexercise.

'And there he was shouting: 'A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!'... I thought to myself: Why not...'

"By the way, does anything other than 'trouble' rhyme with 'bubble'?"

"Broom! Broom!"

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"And if Ooh, Eeh, Ooh Ah Ah doesn't work, we'll try Walla Walla Bing Bang."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Eye of newt, wing of bat, blah blah blah, here's one I made earlier."

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

My Cauldron Rules

"Your're mum's well wicked."

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

"I swear, you won't be able to tell the difference, plus, turkey eye of newt is much healthier for you."