Romantic Spellcaster Mugs

Witch in bed reading: 'The Joy of Hex'.

"Here we are."

Newt sale

"I hope that's low calorie eye of newt."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

Gracious, child...bubbling cauldrons of potions are old hat. I get mine over the internet, delivered frozen and ready for the microwave!

"At least she's reading."

Modern Witch Shoppe

Witches at a cauldron.

"I can't use this. It's past its spell by date."

Hexercise.

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Your resume looks good. Let me hear some of your incantations.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'Side effects include, headache, dry mouth, muscle fatigue and turning into a frog.'

My Cauldron Rules

'Mum, have you seen my pet lizard anywhere?'

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"Remember my frog-slash-boyfriend? Well now he's my prince-slash-fiancé!"

"Your're mum's well wicked."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: The Graeae

Candle Size

spellchecker

"It's the witching hour somewhere."

'We really need to upgrade our Pharmacy!'

'Well, since you put it like that, I suppose we could reduce the price of the property slightly.'

Magic Mushrooms

Coven ready - Witch in supermarket with a 'coven ready' chicken