Storytelling Sorcerer Mugs

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'Plot complication dead ahead!'

Heavenwood

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

fairy tales

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"And now from downtown!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"And, um, here you see our prospects for future growth."

"Once we get the performance figures in we give them to Mrs Miggins and her magic cauldron to make sense of them!"

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

The Wizard.