Storytelling Sorcerer Mugs

'I'll place the bets. You just be sure to hit the hare with the tranquilizer.'

"Bob’s just finishing the last chapter of his unauthorized autobiography."

"He's done it your majesty! He's turned lead into a screenplay!"

'Plot complication dead ahead!'

Heavenwood

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Needs salt!'

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'Darn! I can never remember witch one it... darn!'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Name your sources."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Fairy tale

Witch dice.

'With this organ transplant, you may find yourself doing a lot of thinking with your heart,'

fairy tales

"So your successful fantasy novels are based on your own experiences....can you elaborate on that?"

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

Ugggghhh....eye of newt's off!

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"Melisa! - Your spelling is atrocious!"

"This big eraser? It's for graphic novels."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"And now from downtown!"

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

The Wizard.