Savings Sorcerer Pillows

'We're having one of those days, sir -- would you terribly mind not cashing your check until next week?'

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

'As you go through life, always remember that money isn't everything...Health benefits and stock options are also very important.'

"It failed the stress test."

'My piggy bank charged shaking fees.'

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Sub lease' and 'Executive suite' putting money into a smug piggy bank

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

"I think it's time we cashed in our spare change. We could probably pay off our house."

"For my will I decided to cut out the middle man and bequeath all my money to the IRS."

'All the money we saved buying bulk food on sale we blew on this huge freezer!'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

Safe under mattress.

'We could use a little sales magic.'

"It would appear that our 'rainy day investment fund' hasn't even yielded enough to buy us an umbrella each."

'But, Pop ... I thought bears hibernated in the winter.'

'I've decided to sell before the market goes stale.'

Money going to shark and piggy bank.

"Oh, knock it off! It's only cream of asparagus."

'Finally...some money for our 401K!'

I'm not 100% sure it will work...

Pig Bank Hammer

"No matter what one says, a safe remains a good way to keep your money safe."

'Thanks to me, you can save the money for the cat food from now on and put it into more reasonable investments!'

'The market is up 18 points and all is well.'

Security Blanket.

Saving for Winter.

Hammer Drill

Exploding Piggy Bank

Short man standing on stilts to take a picture with a camera on a tripod.

"They finished the work on our house. We found we had some money left on account of the builders not knowing it."