Safety Sorcerer Pillows

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

Laboratory- risk assessor

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

"What a midfield wizard!"

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

Big bumpers.

'New normal' family life

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.