Safety Sorcerer Prints

"Dear me, no license, no tax, no safety belt, no..."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

Windows or Mac?

'It runs on batteries. I'm trying to become more green.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"Not enough money is being spent on safety, so be careful."

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

A safe is about to fall on an unsuspecting man interested in risk-free investments.

Maybe next tiime you'll hand in the risk assessment on time

Big bumpers.

"What a midfield wizard!"

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

"Ideally we're keen to go somewhere that they're not trying to kill us."

"I'll have a gluten-free, hypoallergenic vegan cookie with whipped hand-sanitizer topping."

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

"Anything in Mr, Rogers' neighborhood?"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

'New normal' family life

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

Laboratory- risk assessor