Software Sorcerer Prints

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Computer Expert

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

Windows or Mac?

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

If Disney was a software company

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Hardware and software

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.