Digital Sorcerer Prints

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

Witch's Brew.

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Windows or Mac?

Witches of Instagram

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Witch Online

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."