Digital Sorcerer Gifts

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

Computer Expert

Hardware and software

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Witches of Instagram

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

Witch Online

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"You have a rent in your invisibility cloak."

'I don't care WHO started it!'

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'I'll need your username and password...'