Data Sorcerer Gifts

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

"Brilliant report, I can't tell where the facts and the fiction begins"

'Needs salt!'

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

'Incredibly Inexpensive Sound Engineers. Pretty Good Sound Engineers, 12 the price, 23 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional feedback.'

Witch's Brew.

"This realm isn't big enough for both of our killer outfits."

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'85.4% of people use phony statistics to get their point across.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Windows or Mac?

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

Propping up a profits chart.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'The Sales Figures for this month aren't looking too healthy - any ideas?'

"But sir, you may think you want underwear, but your internet consumer profile says you want a jet ski."

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

How did that enchantment go again? Must I spell out everything for you?!

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.