Software Sorcerer Gifts

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

Computer Expert

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Whilst installing a new computer programme, Jeff had trouble with the setup wizard.

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

"Maybe if we added some pumpkin spice?"

'Well, Frobisher, it's taken a millennium, but thanks to our initial public stock offering, we've finally turned lead into gold.'

Hardware and software

Witch's Brew.

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

"Victims of out-sorcery."

"I was doing well in school and planning to be a computer programmer - but somewhere along the way I must have taken a wrong turn."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

'Keep it under you hat, but I want you to enrich some uranium.'

'He used to swear by the stock market. Now he swears at it.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"You'd be amazed how just a little soybean meal adds to the protein content of powdered bats wing and next tails."

"No, Barbara, this wouldn't make a great 'Seinfeld' episode!"

'Don't knock it. The copy machine hasn't broken down in a month.'

"Don't forget, the market will take a sharp downturn on the stroke of midnight."

Stock marketeers shooting each other playfully with guns full of money

"What a midfield wizard!"

'What? When you cross a footballer with a mythical creature? A centaur forward!'

First aid: A wizard has a bandage on his finger with turban on it.

'What's the situation about new wands these days?' - 'You can't beat 'compare wands.com.'

'You can be replaced by Harry Potter, you know!'

'We could use a little sales magic.'

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"Sorry we're traveling this weekend."

"Some of us think he's a sales magician."

'So, does anyone else have a problem with the way I run this company?'

Witch Online

'The market is up 18 points and all is well.'