Digital Sorceress Gifts

Witches of Instagram

Computer Expert

If Disney was a software company

Hardware and software

'I've got one week to master this program. The boss is threatening to hire an eight year old.'

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Mobile phones and long distance relationships,

"Eye of Newt, wing of bat, let's instagram it!"

Windows or Mac?

'I brought Simmons here on board to use his powers of levitation on our customer intelligence.'

School of Wizardry and Creative Accounting.

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

"It's less of a spell than it is a signature scent."

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"We even tried cyber sex, but the line was always busy."

Wiccapedia.

'Psst! I'll show you my password if you show me yours!!'

"It's a recipe for self-care."

'This is Mr. Uhmatungha, he knows how to protect computers from even the worst hacker and virus attacks.'

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"She works best in hex mode."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

Witch Online

He did not always fit in well with the group think of the other scientists.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'I'll need your username and password...'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

#Hagtag

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

'I can't do next Friday'

Forget the potions. This Halloween I'm working on a vaccine.

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

''Udate.com'... well I bet THAT's work related.'