Tech-savvy Sorcerers Gifts

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Rocking Witches.

"Recalculating route..."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Crystal Ball Plug

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"She works best in hex mode."

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

Witch with sat nav

Hexting

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

Vampire Selfies

'I can't do next Friday'

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."