Tech-savvy Sorcerers Pillows

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Rocking Witches.

"Recalculating route..."

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

Witches of Instagram

Crystal Ball Plug

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Try typing "wishes," then hold down the "command" key.

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'I just got a hex message from Zelda.'

"She works best in hex mode."

Moments Later, David Blaine Would Be Crushed Into Nothingness.

'This spreadsheet program has really been enhanced since I installed the Ouija board.'

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

"Making your own potions is old fashioned. I order mine online and pop it into the microwave!"

'No, no. That's my old crystal ball. We're going to use my new high-definition model.'

'It's her own fault, she was texting at the time.'

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"Wait a second- is that organic?"

Hexting

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

"Dad, let's play hide and go seek. I'll hide your data, and you seek it. And when you can't find it, you pay me to return it."

Witch with sat nav

"Oh, no! He just tweeted that he's downloaded a Huff and Puff app."

"I've just been alerted that someone's broken into our house."

Chicken Little Update: "Drones are dropping packages!"

Vampire Selfies

'I can't do next Friday'

'That must be the new neighbor. I hear he's a real computer geek!'

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."