Tech Geeks With A Flair For Magic Pillows

"Recalculating route..."

Selfie Stick

Geek fairies

"We've got the same ringtone!" (Two guys opening ring pull drinks cans).

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

"This one comes with a special undo function for erasing any stupid thing you've done or said in your entire life. It doesn't really work, of course, but it's SUPER fun to play with!"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

Wiccapedia.

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

'I just love this new ring tone.'

'I'll make this rabbit disappear.'

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

'If you want to get even with someone now, it's simple - just put a spell on their software.'

"Yes, we know the system is down. Our technical people are working on it right now."

"Where do you get your ideas from?"

"High tech genies?"

'He's a wizard. He came with the software.'

Hexting

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

Witch with sat nav

Shellfie

"Well, if you can't walk through walls this is where I say goodbye."

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

'Wow, yours even has a spell check.'

Need Internet To Manage My Bitcoins

A Wal-Mart Customer Speaks

"We have all the latest technologies, but catching them still takes old fashioned footwork."

"I can't live under a bridge, Mom and Dad. I want to be an internet troll."

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"Sorry—that's the screen saver."