Magical Tech Enthusiasts Pillows

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Toadstools

"How is it that someone who reads all the Harry Potter books still doesn't know the magic word?"

Desert Island BBQ

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

'I went to my boss and demanded the fruits of my labor. He gave me a Blackberry.'

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

"Recalculating route..."

Broomstick crash.

Rocking Witches.

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"I can't believe he brought her."

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I said slime."

100% carbon neutral

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

Internet.

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"It's probably just seasonal."

Rocket and Witch Race

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'One more curse out of you, young man, and it's right down to the principal's office.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'