Magical Tech Enthusiasts T-Shirts

"As a magician, you're good at making things appear and disappear. Would you mind making the files I accidentally deleted reappear?"

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

Toadstools

'They all laughed when I told them that I was going to marry a magician.'

You do know it's Harry Potter who's real and JK Rowling is just one of his spells?

"Hey! Where's that black cat? My ride's ready!"

Desert Island BBQ

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'Congratulations! You've just downloaded a baby boy.'

100% carbon neutral

"I said slime."

Check your universal remote control at the door.

"Recalculating route..."

Rocking Witches.

So I guess the moral of Hansel and Gretel is always carry your cell phone!

"I can't believe he brought her."

Broomstick crash.

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

Kiddies Menu for Witches

'The cutbacks begin to affect wizards.'

"Well what does the GPS say?"

"But until I do transmute lead into gold, maybe I could interest you in some lovely lead jewelry."

"It's probably just seasonal."

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

Rocket and Witch Race

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Go figure: nobody wanted to kiss me when I was an ugly prince, but now, somehow, pretty girls are lining up!"

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

The Evolution Of Man.