Tech-savvy Wizards Pillows

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Fortune teller using a computer.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"What's your project for the science fair, Arnold?"

"Recalculating route..."

"So who is this First pet?"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Computer operator welding machine.

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"Gnork invented the wheel, Shnorz invented the hand axe, and my genius paints lines and circles. . . what do you want to do with it? Maybe building something where you can look at cat pictures? Hahaha!"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

Wiccapedia.

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

Scan And Repair

Texting Addicts Anonymous

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

Spell Checker