Tech-challenged Wizards Pillows

"It says it's sick and tired of telling me to update my software and if I don't do it right now it's going to explode."

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"Recalculating route..."

"So who is this First pet?"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

"Don't worry about your hair, dear, I can fix it in post-production."

Remember, honey, abracadabra doesn't work anymore. Now it's command, option, shift.

Computer operator welding machine.

"Our system's been cracked. How is that even possible?"

He'll be fine after you reboot him, I've replaced his memory stick.

"We remain reasonably confident that once we nail down the little network problem we're having, all Hell will be able to break loose according to the modified schedule, which, unfortunately, is in a file we can't seem to locate right now."

'It's amazing - He can't even tell time, yet he can program the VCR.'

Go on! Pick a card.

"As a last resort Tom's trying a mind-meld!"

Wiccapedia.

'Try re-installing your system software and turn off any file extensions.'

STRIP Hambone: Computer language

I can be upgraded, can you?

"Ladies and Gentlemen! For my next trick, I will attempt to correctly remember my password..."

"Honey, the toaster is down, but it's already alerted the oven to pre-heat and broil your muffins."

It's time, sir. Why don't you go first today. Ahem. Monkey Vicodin finance home office. Elongated African banking sex freak. The contest to see who got the day's weirdest email subject line. Spammers, we have a tie.

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Thank you and feel free to download the appropriate holiday greeting from my website."

'Well, if this book doesn't send you to sleep nothing will.'

'I think we found the cause of your modem lag.'

Scan And Repair

Spell Checker

You'll never get anywhere as a sculptor, Ernie, until you learn to let the chips fall where they may.

Boo-gle.

'This is my multi application cell phone, it does all my work. I just hit OK button!'

Texting Addicts Anonymous

"Igor, you fool! I told you to steal a healthy brain...not the brain of a programmer!"

'What's wrong? You can play any game you want! Mwaahahaha!'

Witch uses remote key to find broom.