Tech-savvy Witches Pillows

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

Hexting

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

"I can fly hands free with the Roomba."

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

Witch with sat nav

Late BroomStick

"Now that we have these Earthlings in our power, we can take over this planet!"

'Beer brewery? No, I wanted the witches brew! Damn GPS.'

S�ance "I'm through to your husbands voice-mail"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

Spell Check

Go on! Pick a card.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'There's been an update. Instead of abracadabra, it's option/control key.'

'He says he's tried sending you tweets but his cell phones keep melting.'

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

"When shall we three meet again...?"

Wiccapedia.

"I can't remember if it's one eye of newt, or two... Hang on, I'll just take a look at my spell checker."

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

"I'm hexting."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

Witches and Their Drones

"She works best in hex mode."

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

"I do miss the crystal ball."

'I remember when tea leaves were the state-of-the-art method of forecasting.'

"Admit it ... you were hexting while driving again."

Witch Online

"I can tell much more about you if I read your Palm Pilot."

"I'm gettng a message from the Other Side ... buffering ... still buffering ..."

"I got one of those new crystal ball fitness trackers-- it tells me all my future steps."

"Don't bother me now dear. Can't you see I'm on the world wide cobweb?"

'Wait, someone just sent me a hex message.'