Tech-savvy Vampires Pillows

Vampire Selfies

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Halloween may be a little different this year.

"Alexa, play Thriller by Michael Jackson."

"You may now kiss the bride."

INTERNET MARRIAGE.

Halloween Selfie

"Does the ark have wifi?"

"We're history, Rudolph....I tell ya, we're history."

"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."

"Why is there an ad for Jay-Z in the New England Journal of Pediatric Medicine?!"

"Joe, is that you? Can you really hear me? What's the password for the email?"

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'

Wiccapedia.

'But seriously , folks, I know you're out there, I can hear you bleeding!'

'We were matched by computer.'

'Mom and Dad, like when did you first text that you loved each other?'

Romance - Alive and Well in the Twenty First Century.

"I can't be sure, but I think Dracula is the bat holding the phone."

'My grades don't look good right now, but I can fix that in Photoshop.'

"Let's just say that you're not trending on any site on the internet!"

Love at first text.

"We need to text about our relationship."

Internet Dating Agency's - The download to your heart

"It's our third date, can we look at each other now?"

Love in social networks

'Rand and I decided to take our online relationship to a new level - real life.'

Shoot.

Witch uses remote key to find broom.

'Why do people always assume I download my music illegally?'

'I use my microwave - faster, easier and no carbon.'

Hexting

'You want sex?. . . Send me an email.'

"Mom, brooms are so nineties! Nowadays you have a robot vacuum cleaner!"

Gnomes, one with his own pc.